The 99 Problems

Mike is too horny
While Gregory too nerdy
Alex has got too many choices
Nathan doesn’t even have a voice
Allen is too good-looking
Roy can’t really sing
Jeremy lies
Howard as blunt as the back of a knife
Romeo isn’t the one created by William
But William doesn’t like my poems
Victor only has money
Mace has been unemployed for a year
Stone too chubby
Vincent too skinny
Marco is my BFF’s crush
Simon never brushes
Eugene never texts me first
Kelvin talks like he chirps
I’ve got 99 problems every day
Do you want to call me and get a taste?

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